Find of the week - BBC LIVE ON AIR VINTAGE LIGHTBOX

Find of the week!

Ever wanted to command absolute silence in your own home without having to resort to screaming? Now you can, with the passive-aggressive power of British broadcasting history.

Pop this glowing beacon of authority on your desk, flip the switch, and watch as your family, flatmates, or pets completely ignore it and barge in anyway to ask where the cheese is.

Why you need this: The Ultimate Deterrent: Perfect for Zoom calls, podcasting, or just pretending you are doing something incredibly important when you are actually just playing video games.

Authentic Atmospheric Glow: Emits a warm, yellow light that says, "I am highly professional," while the dust on your desk says otherwise.

Vintage BBC Branding: Features the classic logo, instantly giving you the gravitas of a seasoned radio presenter, even if your main audience is just a single, unimpressed cat.

The Boring Details: Condition: Excellent. It lights up. It has letters on it. It does exactly what it says on the tin.

Price: £100. (A small price to pay for the illusion of importance).

Note: Turning this on does not guarantee you a slot on Radio 4, nor will it stop the postman from knocking loudly right during your most important meeting.